Linebacker Rey Maualuga (Maualuga58) tweeted while driving (presumably he still has his 2003 Pontiac Sunfire), then bought himself a new computer:
- Traffic on the 71? I thought I left that in LA.
- What apps shud I download for my Ipad besides angry birds...
Defensive tackle Tank Johnson (TankJohnson99) finally saw Avatar, then hit up Las Vegas:
- Avatar F'n awesome *pause* need more Crown! Holy Shit I'm in Pandora
- Cmon son a Avatar sex scene how can I live on earth anymore! This shits wack
- G string wita tail #stopit
- I hate humans! Greed money hungry bastards!
- Attention Vegas! Im comin to town to take all ya doh! So if u have a problem w it better stop me at baggage claim! Cuz #imfeelinlucky
- Finna turn this 50 bucks into a few million! #trynstopme! Bet on black! And waitresses in short skirts please avoid my blackjack table thx
- I'm serious... What's up with everybody hating on chest hair... No razor, no clippers, no waxing, allow men to be men
Former offensive tackle Willie Anderson (WillAnderson79) offered up advice on meeting women:
- Guy just told me when he meets a woman he checks out her arms. Lol He said "Boobs, butt, eye lashes etc can be fake. Arms tell the truth ...
- Lol That's funny. My brother told me to check a woman's health history and her family's. I guess Women can and should do the same!
- first time really just eatting at Chipotle it was good i must say lol
- feel like a king an i just found my crown :)
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