It has been reported from several super trust worthy news sources that the Lady Lakers of, uh, Michigan will replace the NBA players who will sit out this Sunday night for the NBA All-Star Game in Dallas at 7 PM EST on TNT. Commissioner David Stern attempted to find NBA players to replace the All-Stars who will miss Sunday's game, but apparently every player he contacted had already planned a vacation and/or told him to "get the fuck out [they] face with that All-Star Weekend bullshit." Stern had hoped to have the following players to replace these All-Stars:The Lady Lakers seem poised to take the court at Cowboys Stadium in front of the largest crowd assembled in basketball history with more than 90,000 expected. When reporters asked if they were ready to perform against the NBA's elite in front of a record breaking crowd, they responded in unison with a resounding "Duh!"
i'm so gullible...
ReplyDeleteThey did have women in the celebrity All Star Game (which sucked by the way)
ReplyDeleteYou actually watched the celebrity All-Star Game?!?! Even a big NBA fan like me isn't willing to watch that bullshit.
ReplyDeleteWell I only watched part of it. And it was while I was waiting for something else. I remember thinking 'Oh, Common, TO and a bunch of Globetrotters - this could be interesting.' I must have been drunk.
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