And he hasn't even played yet. Let's hope for about 150 yards and 3 TDs against the Texans weak ass secondary.First: somehow the 4-1 Bengals were having loads of trouble selling out against a Texans team they should beat tomorrow. So who comes up big and buys the remaining tickets? It should be pretty obvious that it was Chad Ochocinco. And he gave them away on a first come first serve basis at the Paul Brown Stadium
Perhaps he found out about our Dank Game Ron-vs-Chad zaniness competition, read the post about Artest taking fans bowling and thought, "Child please, I can do way more for my fans than that." Actually Motorolla was also involved, so realistically it was just a marketing ploy. But whatever.
Second: Chad has big plans for a touchdown celebration this week. Not excited yet? He's calling it the Mexican Jumping Bengal.
Basically, he plans to climb into the stands and then crowd surf. Good luck Ocho! He announced the plan on his USteam show. You can read more about it at PFT.
The ball is back in your court, SlimMcShavesHisPits.
Ron Ron is too hood to do corporate sponsored events with his fans. As far as the Mexican Jumping Bengal is concerned, that's enough to put Ocho back in striking distance of Ron. If he actually does it, of course.
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