Saturday, October 17, 2009

Dank Game's got a mascot! And we want you to name it!

As you can see, us Dank Gamers have finally gotten our heads out of our asses and designed a proper mascot and banner. That one idiot Teen 'stache came up with the terrible/great idea that our mascot ought to be a basketball with a face smoking a football shaped joint. After weeks of apprehension, yours truly finally warmed to the idea and made it happen in convincing fashion.

Because the sheer brilliance of our mascot is lost at such a small size on the banner, we've given you the full size version in all its dank glory. At this size, the basketball's eyes are thoroughly bloodshot and the laces of the pigskin joint look so convincing that you'll request that it not be bogarted.

Now it's up to you, Dank Game faithful, to name this blazed roundball. Comment away and we'll eventually choose a winner when we get around to it. The winner gets a Dank Game T-shirt (if we ever make them) with our yet-to-be-named mascot. Because after all, who doesn't want to wear a T-shirt with a basketball smoking a football shaped joint? I know I do.
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15 comments:

  1. SeanOctober 19, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    spalding gayfield
    richard simmons
    eddie

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  2. Teenage_MustacheOctober 30, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    Hugo Riviera the third

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  3. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    rusty the spiritual sphere
    firecrotch
    old man
    mr. dribbles

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  4. UnknownNovember 8, 2009 at 5:21 AM

    has this guy been named yet?

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  5. Teenage_MustacheNovember 13, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    the competition is still open.

    Right now, Mr. Dribbles is in the lead, and we've considered using Eddie as his first name

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  6. SeanNovember 16, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    eddie dribbles is pretty good. it's his name and also what he does.

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  7. Teenage_MustacheNovember 20, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    He'll be dribbling in 2 ways when he finishes that bomber.

    DANK-GAMERS: THE COMPETITION IS STILL OPEN! PLEASE CONTINUE TO SUBMIT YOUR AWESOME IDEAS!

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  8. SlimMcFavoriteDecember 3, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    I think writing that in all caps got everyone really psyched about this competition.

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  9. Teenage_MustacheDecember 10, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Kiss my ass SlimMcFlushYrShit

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  10. SlimMcFavoriteJanuary 21, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    So I guess Eddie Dribbles is official?

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  11. Teenage_MustacheJanuary 23, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    I 'spose so

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