The NBA Draft happened last night and due to my extreme ignorance of college basketball, I'm not about to act like I know a damn thing about any of these players. If you're interested in reading about the overall outcome of the draft, I suggest you take a look at nbadraft.net's Instant Analysis and/or Tom Ziller's Draft Grades on NBA Fanhouse. I will instead focus my attention on my beloved Miami Heat's seemingly decent showing in the second round. I expect Teenage Trashstache will deliver his insight and analysis on the Thunder's draft night very soon. It will probably be something like twelve paragraphs of him raving about Cole Aldrich and how much heart he has. He'll also probably talk about Daequan "The Dayton Kid" Cook some more.
Now, onto the Heat's draft.
With the #32 pick Miami selected Dexter Pittman, a 6'11" 300 pound center from Texas, who apparently weighed almost 400 pounds in high school. He managed to drop 100 pounds, which supposedly earned him the admiration of none other than Sir Charles Barkley. At first, I was like, "why did Miami just pick some fat guy?" I was hoping they would pick up one of two 7-footers in Hassan Whiteside or Solomon Alabi, but after reading a bit and watching some video of Pittman, he seems to be a pretty athletic and skilled guy with a monstrous 7'6" wingspan. I know, I know. Watching youtube clips never tells the whole story, but I'm still excited to have a big body to man the paint. I'm hoping he'll be something like a hybrid of Big Baby and Kendrick Perkins, with Baby's motor and Perkin's D. Probably wishful thinking, but a Heat homer can hope, can't he? It's also worth noting that Pittman was a senior, so hopefully that experience at the college level will translate to the NBA. Also, this is a total buzzkill, but his fifteen year old brother was shot and killed just over a month ago, causing him to leave the NBA Draft combine.
With the #41 pick Miami selected another senior with freakish wingspan (7'4" and he's only 6'9" tall!) out of Mississippi State named Jarvis Varnado. Somehow the Heat managed to use their second pick on a player with an even sweeter name than their first draft pick, Dexter Pittman. I'm sure I'll eventually come up with a nickname for Varnado... like maybe something to do with tornados? In addition to having a totally sweet name, Varnado is the ALL-TIME LEADER FOR BLOCKS IN NCAA HISTORY!!! Yeah, sorry for writing that in all caps, but that kinda blew my mind upon reading it. He also is the only college player in history to record 1,000 points, 1,000 rebounds, and 500 blocks. I've been trying to keep from getting overly excited about this guy, but to get him in the second round seems like a pretty good pickup. Apparently his offensive game is very limited, but at the very least he provides an insurance policy should shot blocking specialist Joel Anthony leave Miami in free agency.
With the #42 pick Miami selected yet another senior, but unfortunately this one doesn't have abnormally long arms or an awesome name. Aww shucks. The Heat came up with Da'Sean Butler, who is a 6'7" swingman out of West Virginia. You probably remember him as the guy who tore his ACL against Duke in the Final Four and cried in Bob Huggins' arms. It was pretty bizarre and uncomfortable to watch on a number of levels. Anyhow, Butler is known as a great leader and is notorious for knocking down game winning shots including one against Cincinnati. Let's just hope Mario "Mr. Clutch" Chalmers doesn't grow envious. According to ESPN's Chad Ford, he probably won't be able to play until February at the earliest, but should his knee heel properly, he could turn out to be quite a steal for the Heat.
With the 48th pick Miami made NBA Draft History by selecting a player named Latavious Williams from the NBA's Developmental League. Williams skipped college and went straight to the D-League, making him the first player to jump from prep-to-pros in the US since the NBA raised the age limit. As interesting of a story as this is, it turns out he won't play for the Heat, as he wound up with 'stache's Oklahoma City Thunder in exchange for a future second round pick. He played for the D-League's Tulsa 66ers, which is the Thunder's affiliate team. I'll let 'stache fill you in on the rest of the details.
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Cheers: for spelling Da'Sean right - I've seen SO many people write Desean.
ReplyDeleteJeers: for calling me Teenage Trashstache. Dude, a teen 'stache is guaranteed to be trashy, you redundant ass.
If you've seen SO many people spell Da'Sean wrong, does that mean you've actually been reading up on the NBA Draft?
ReplyDeleteYou got me on that one, 'stache. I'll admit it was a weak name. Problem is there's only so many derogatory names you can make out of Teenage Mustache. SlimMcFavorite is a hell of a lot easier to work with.
Didn't follow much draft coverage - I mostly remember him from the Big East tournament/NCAA tourny.
ReplyDeleteI did try to read some shit about the Thunder's draft, but I got all confused about the "proposed trade" bullshit. Christ, is it September yet?