Guillermo at the NBA Finals Media Day

It's been pretty slow around these parts lately, so I figured I'd end the drought with a funny video. I've thought about writing about the Finals, but I get the feeling that no one who comes on here gives a shit.

Artest continues to distance himself from Ochocinco

Just when I thought Ron Ron had finally started to settle down, he went and tossed Trevor Ariza's shoe during a game. And now, he recently appeared on the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" show... in his undies. Ok, so they're pretty big, unrevealing shorts so it's not all that crazy, but still. Ochocinco looked pretty dapper when he did his Top Diez List on David Letterman. It's also worth noting that Ron has "Jimmy Kimmel Live" shaved into the back of his head. Also, he likes drum rolls and loves Hersheys.

Click here for part 2, when Ron discusses walking in on Kobe taking a shower, who's skin apparently emits steam.

What is beef?

Beef is when your crew starts shit with a 68-year-old sportscaster backstage on the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" show. According to the Los Angeles Times, 50 Cent's entourage was hostile towards Marv Albert, who was in town for the Lakers/Bulls game, as he arrived at the show.

"As Albert arrived, with an entourage of one, TNT public relations specialist Jeff Pomeroy, there was a sudden scuffle when a multitude of 50 Cent protectors seemed unfamiliar with Albert. There was shouting ("It's Marv Albert," yelled a Kimmel show guard, a pronouncement that seemed to have no effect on the 50 Cent phalanx.) There were obscenities. A fist or two flying. A 'Don't you put your hands on me' pronouncement.

And finally Albert made it to his waiting room, relatively unruffled but slightly puzzled. 'Did you see that?' Albert said. 'I thought they were kidding, but then I realized they weren't.'"

It's about time 50 Cent got past beefing with lightweights like Ja Rule, but I don't think 50 and his crew know quite what they're up against. Marv comes with it realer than real. He doesn't beef to make it on some documentary, he beefs for blood. Look out for the release of the fifth installment of the Beef documentary series, in which Marv Albert and his entourage of one bring the pain to 50 Cent and his entire wanksta crew. Word has it that Beef V will also include the legendary beef between LeBron/Jay-Z and DeShawn Stevenson/Soulja Boy.