Obsessed Kobe Fan

Although this is fake, it wouldn't surprise me to hear a real Kobe dickrider say some shit like this.

Steve Nash would've led Canada past the US

The US beat Canada in hockey. I think North America is going to explode.

"Sometimes I have a weak stream."

Further proof that Steve Nash is hilarious.

$mell Like the Vault

Check out this infomercial spoof for Vitamin Water featuring Canadian celebrity Steve Nash and Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. Nash is pretty funny, but 50's testimonial is definitely the best part.