Malibu

Mailbu thought if he hammed up his endearing stoner demeanor, people would forget that fateful moment when he was humiliated in front of the American Gladiator faithful. Malibu thought they would remember him as that funny surfer guy, not that jackass who got totally served by some regular dude who actually exercised rather than smoking weed all day while roidng it up. Malibu thought he was back on top, convincing audiences that he was heterosexual and enjoyed the finer things in life, like beer and Mother Nature. Malibu didn't think he'd be forever linked to the most excellent hit of his life. Malibu thought he'd get on with his life. Malibu was wrong. Malibu didn't foresee the internet and viral videos. Malibu, you are truly amazing.

Multiple interpretations from the internet of Malibu eating it hard:


The Unedited Original Broadcast. No obnoxious editing by youtube members, yet it unfortunately lacks Malibu's painful collision with the mat.


You're Simply the Best. A solid collection of Malibu getting owned, but it contains some mild Tim & Eric-esque rapid repetitive editing, which is sort of annoying.


Malibu Tribute. A somewhat silly, yet amusing creation of Malibu footage with inspirational 80s rock, which I think is Journey. Most inspirational 80s rock is Journey, right?


Malibu Sucks. This guy doesn't appreciate how amazing Malibu is, but he did manage to put together a youtube video including quality, slow motion Malibu footage accompanied by a sweet Commodores song. I'm pretty conflicted as to whether this dude is sweet or not. I'm leaning towards him being not sweet, although that Commodores song is tight.