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Friday, August 6, 2010

Ready? Let's GO!

Football begins anew this coming Sunday when our beloved Cincinnati Bengals fight the hated Dallas Cowboys at the Hall of Fame game in Canton, OH. The season kick-off is accompianied by lots of HOF ceremonies, including the induction of the new class. This year's inductees include WR Jerry Rice, RB Emmit Smith and former Bengals/Steelers coach and Lions CB Dick LeBeau.

Anyway, it's always one of the worst football games of the year, as it's essentially an extra preseason game for each team. But it's still our first chance to catch the tigers in action, and if they can knock pretty boy Tony Romo on his ass once, it'll be worth it.

Here are the 6 things Mustache is looking forward to seeing this Sunday:

1. RB Bernard Scott - His name keeps getting dropped as a second year player to watch. He had a pretty solid rookie outing, with a hundred yard game against the Raiders and a kickoff return for touchdown against the Steelers. So if as the Bengals "change-0f-pace-back" and kick returner he is poised to have an even bigger year, I for one am excited.

2. LB/DE Michael Johnson - Another name that is consistently mentioned as a potential break-out player, the 6-7 third round pick from last season is earning a solid reputation. The team is actually moving him to a new position, linebacker, and despite the learning curve everyone seems to be impressed. It sounds like he could lead the team in sacks this season, even coming off the bench.

3. TE Jermaine Gresham - Finally in camp, everyone is excited to see what Gresham can add to this team. I'd put him higher, but given that he's only been practicing with the team for a few days it's unlikely he'll do much. We'll see though.

4. The Offensive Line - I'm not so much eager as nervous to watch this unit. The OL got a lot of praise last season for exceeding expectations, but that's because they were so low after the miserable 2008 campaign. In my opinion, this is the team's biggest weakness. OT Andre Smith, first round pick from last year, won't be playing, but let's hope the line can block without him. We'll probably have to get used to that scenario.

5. Wide Receiver Battle - there an enormous logjam at the WR position in Cincinnati, and from the sound of it everyone is bringing their A-game. Given that the first team usually only plays a few series in this somewhat meaningless game, the WRs on the roster bubble will likely play much of the game. Andre Caldwell and Jordan Shipley (11) are both practically locks to make the team, but it will be good to see Shipley in stripes for the first time as well as discovering if Caldwell is really "the most improved player" as Coach Lewis called him at one point. Also, Jerome Simpson has really been impressing, to the point where even national media (who trust me, don't really follow the Bengals closely) have noticed. Rookie Dezmon Briscoe (88), practice squad veteran Maurice Purify and free agent pick-up Matt Jones will also be showing their stuff, although I'm not sure any of those three will make the team. Oh, and there's this TO fellow!

6. Shit, who care what else. It's finally football season again (although the preseason is its own kind of torture). I just hope the game isn't hopelessly boring.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Funny Bengals Tweets - Vol. IV

You know the drill by now right?

Defensive tackle Tank Johnson (TankJohnson99) has strong opinions about infant wear and speed limits, then gives an intriguing incentive for following him:
  • Has anyone seen those new Denim diapers??? I will slap the shit outta a lil kid if he got some Levi pampers! #Iswaretagawd
  • Why is the speed limit in college school zones so slow? I mean by 18 u should be able to dodge a car with ease! #cmonASU #tightenup
  • I'm tryin soo hard to get to 8 k followers! 8,000th follower gets a bucket of chicken maad wet wipes and a plunger! #fuxwitme
Defensive end Antwan Odom (AntwanOdom98) might be giving in to marketing a bit too much:
  • Will using @OldSpice help me break the NFL sack record this year?
  • Will @OldSpice keep the haters away?
  • My manager said that was enough free promo for @OldSpice
Wide receiver/punt returner Quan Cosby (Cosby12) isn't sure if he should trust whitey:
  • Big Question? White lady just saw my little girls and said u have beautiful little critters...should I b offended?? NE1 use those terms b4?
I'm really not sure what linebacker Dhani Jones' (DhaniJones) angle is:
  • Ahhhhh smells... Do tell... Tell me more... Your thoughts of the best smells
Wide receiver Andre Caldwell (caldwell87) learned an important lesson:
  • I learned this weekend to NEVER go shopping with 4 women it get real expensive and they take ALL DAMN DAY they never know what they want..
Tight end Reggie Kelly (ReggieKelly82) shared a moment that isn't so much funny as adorable:
  • Ok 1 thing off my checklist finally, daughter now can ride bike by herself. Way to go baby girl!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Funny Bengals Tweets Vol. II

Welcome back to Funny Bengals Tweets - the column where I don't have to come up with any original material. Here's what current and former Bengals players are tweeting about.

Former Bengals OT Willie Anderson (WillAnderson79) had a fun family night at Medieval Nights:
  • Medieval Times with my son and my guests
  • Show blood! I paid a lot for these tickets
  • My son is like "Dad you realize this is not real?" I said "Boy shut it. Its real to me!" Hater!
  • I wanna live this way foreal! Fight for your food, money and you queen! lol
Former Bengals DL John Thornton had an observation about Shitsburgh, and gave some parenting advice:
  • Pittsburgh nightclubs suck. All their bouncers have lil man syndrome
  • Who names their kid Wellington? wtf
Linebacker Rey Muauluga took in some TV and some recreational sports:
  • Watching 16 and Pregnant haha. I hope this show is fake. These girls are way too young
  • Winton woods to play some frisbee golf [editor's note - this is probably only sweet if you're familiar with Cincinnati]
Wide receiver Andre Caldwell (caldwell87) offered some fashion advice and a possible idea for a start-up business:
  • If you wear tall T's and extra big pants in 2010 you style is dead
  • Are there any good car wash companies that come to the house?
Defensive end Antwan "He's Not Human" Odom (AntwanOdom98) is a fan of the OchoCinco News Network:
  • @ocnnbreaking will soon be the leading news source on the planet
Offensive Lineman Evan Mathis (ergoism) expressed his loyalties:
  • I pledge allegiance to the swag
Defensive tackle Tank Johnson (TankJohson99) had some thoughts about popular snack cakes:
  • I bet little debbie aint so little!
  • Little debbie is definitely Big Debrah now!
Until next time Dank-Gamers