jay emmanuel-thomas: manchild

arsenal youngster jay emmanuel-thomas, who is gaining experience on loan to blackpool this season, scored a retarded goal this weekend. dude can play pretty much all positions on the pitch, from centreback to striker. here (at :35 seconds), he dribbles past several doncaster defenders and easily slots one home. can't wait until he sees some arsenal first team action.

31/10/09
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as a bonus, the series of two successive goals scored by footballing heroes robin van persie and cesc fabregas against the scum this weekend, separated at the restart by only twelve seconds. i wish i had not been so immensely hung over at fellow dank-gamers' slim and 'stache's apartment whilst watching this. shouts to the blue jay diner for clearing up said hangover.



i would also like to put notorious homosexual rajon rondo on serious blast-mode. how the fuck are you gonna say chris paul only has those stats cuz he has the ball in his hands all the time? does devin brown have anything to show for the time he is on the court? if cp had your fucking roster around him, he'd be averaging 20 plus assists per game. fuck outta here with that shit. rajon rondo?... c'mon son!

basketball doesn't start until october: booooooooring!

while my boy slim here waxes nostalgic about the 08-09 NBA season, i am busy preparing for a far more stressful and important endeavor that is about to get really real in like 8 or 9 days: arsenal's coming premier league, champion's league, carling cup, and FA cup campaigns. i've only been following the team for one season, but the i'm already feeling the nausea and anxiety that comes with supporting a football[1] club. in the offseason, we have replaced kolo toure at centerback with thomas vermaelen, and sold striker emmanual adebayor. there is a possibility that we'll bring in this moroccan dude who looks like a brown cristiano ronaldo as a replacement for adebayor, which i am pretty much ambivalent about, especially given dude's appearance. while i would welcome any player that could help us win games, i'd rather see our current talent show than import somebody who whines to the media and bears a resemblance to my least favorite footballer in the world. besides our more proven strikers: van persie and eduardo (please stay fit!), we have three other forwards in vela, walcott and, yes, bendtner who i believe are capable of winning a trophy in at least one of the aforementioned competitions this season. in the midfield, i am real excited about seeing more from last year's midseason acquisition andrey arshavin, seen here scoring a physically impossible winning goal in the 90th minute last weekend at the emirates cup (a preseason competition):



and for posterity's sake, his four-goal appearance against liverpool:



our captain, cesc fabregas (no youtube testimonial necessary), could well have the best season of any footballer in the world. nasri, who scored on his debut against the third most hated club in the premiership: manchester united, is sure to continue producing and enforcing once he's back from injury. denilson will prove the haters wrong, and youngsters aaron ramsey and jack wilshere are ready for breakout seasons, especially in the FA and carling cups. wilshere's two-goal performance against rangers last weekend has him in the discussion for england's world cup side:



[1} i know it sounds pretentious, but it just sounds retarded to refer to the english game as soccer. whatevs...