Referee: Look out, Kobe! Artest's gonna stab you in the back!
Kobe: Huh?
Artest: I was just cuttin' some orange slices for Lamar! I'd never do Kobe dirty like that!
Odom: He cool, ref. Just helpin' me kick my Now and Later habit.
According to Lakers columnist Kevin Ding, Ron Artest has turned infamous candy addict Lamar Odom onto orange slices. Odom has taken such a liking to them that the Lakers bring a bag to the bench for every game. It seems the Vitamin C did him well tonight in San Antonio, as Odom contributed 19 points and 13 boards in a 92 - 83 victory over the Spurs.
During last year's playoffs, Odom insisted he played well when he ate candy for breakfast. Can Lamar's new found love of orange slices help him go cold turkey on Skittles and Starburst Jellybeans?
Nope.
Because Lil Wayne is Lamar Odom's dude, and Lil Wayne is also a known candy addict. Weezy's addiction is so bad that he's had a grill fitted on his teeth to hide how rotted they've become. It's just a matter of time before Lil Wayne lures Lamar back into his binge candy eating. Before long, Lil Wayne will have Odom back on Supercool.
All this talk of candy reminds me... Aren't we due for another installment of Seanz Snax?
Lil Wayne had to undergo dental surgery recently for eight - EIGHT! - back-to-back root canals!
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