Sunday, August 16, 2009

What are the implications of the Heat acquiring Quentin Richardson?

Quentin Richardson has been traded a lot this summer. From New York to Memphis for Darko Milicic and cash, to the Clippers for Zach Randolph, to Minnesota for Sebastian Telflair, Mark Madsen, and Craig Smith, and finally to the Miami Heat for 7-foot softie, Mark Blount. Although I'm pretty unfamiliar with Richardson's game, I feel a little apprehensive that the Heat are acquiring someone that's been tossed around so much during the offseason. I do think it was a good trade to make though, as Mark Blount's career in Miami has mostly been on the bench. At least Richardson might have some impact, but whether it will be positive or negative remains to be seen.

When considering what role Richardson will have in Miami, many of the questions surrounding the Heat's roster become magnified. If Richardson will play primarily at the two, will he be a back-up to Dwyane Wade, or will he play alongside him when Wade takes over duties at the point? Although Richardson seems pretty inconsistent, he could be capable of providing some scoring when Wade is on the bench, which was one of the Heat's main weaknesses last season. If he plays alongside Wade, what will become of Daequan Cook? Cook remains a big question mark for the Heat. Sometimes he is the three-point threat that the Heat covet to have beside Wade, and sometimes he disappears (i.e. the second half of last season after winning the three point contest). Cook's potential remains a mystery, and Richardson might be an impediment to his development. I think gauging Cook and the other young players like Chalmers and Beasley ought to be a priority for this season.

If Richardson spends more time at the three, what becomes of the other Heat small forwards? James Jones was never at full health last season, so his ability to mesh with the team remains unknown. If his hand has completely healed, will he be able to return as the three-point specialist he's been in the past? I like Jones but I have concerns about his athleticism, which is an important attribute for a small forward. Jamario Moon had the athleticism I wish Jones possessed, which was why it was tough to see him leave for the Cavs. And what about Yakhouba Diawara and Dorrell Wright? Diawara is a solid perimeter defender and a decent three-point shooter, but when all is said and done, he doesn't seem to be much of a difference maker. Dorrell Wright remains to be a project that has yet to show what he is capable of. When Riley coached, he mostly rode the pine because of Riley's lack of trust in young players. Since then, nagging injuries and inconsistent play have hampered his career. This season could be the final straw for Dorrell, as it is essentially his last chance to prove his worth. I still have a delusional hope that he can become a solid contributor at small forward, but more than likely he will end up falling short due to unreliability or a lack of playing time because of the Heat's glut at small forward. When he had the chance to play during that painful 2007-08 season, he showed some flashes of promise on both ends of the floor. As if those aren't enough questions at the small forward position, will Michael Beasley end up putting minutes at the three? I'm in the line of thinking that he should be the Heat's starting power forward next season. I think the only time he should be at the three is when the opposing team is playing a small forward with offensive deficiencies. Most starting small forwards in the league will take advantage of Beasley's poor defensive footwork, blowing by him over and over. It also might make sense to slide him to the three when Udonis Haslem's defense and rebounding is needed at the power forward position. This way, the Heat would still have Beasley's scoring on the offensive end and Haslem's defense on the other end.

Despite all of these question marks, I think this is ultimately a good trade to have made. Richardson has proven to be a legit three-point threat in the past with Phoenix, setting the Suns single-season record for three-point field goals in 2004-05 by surpassing Dan Majerle's record of 199. He also has a career 35% three-point field goal percentage. The Heat highly value three-point shooters to surround Wade, and this trade gives them plenty of options with Richardson, Cook, Jones, as well as Beasley, who shot just over %40 from three last season. Another positive aspect is that Wade and Richardson are both Chicago natives and friends. Regardless of how this trade works out on the court, it seems as though it will at least improve morale. But there are still plenty of concerns, one of which is Richardson's conditioning. He appeared somewhat out of shape during his stint with the Knicks. Fortunately, he is busy working out in Chicago this summer alongside Wade, Jermaine O'Neal and Dorrell Wright with Tim Grover, who aided Wade in returning to superstar form last summer. Because his contract expires after next season, Richardson will likely only be in Miami for a year, so it's not like this is a high risk move. Let's just hope that this trade actually pays dividends rather than serve as simply a move to lose Mark Blount's contract. And most of all, let's hope this isn't a move that stunts the growth of any of the Heat's young talent.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Nike Air Penny II Triple Black

I'm pretty in love with the Nike Air Penny II. Although no colorway will ever compare to the highly sought original Atlantic Blue, this Triple Black edition has me fidgeting in my seat. I already own three pairs of the Miami Heat colorway (it's a long story involving multiple eBay mishaps followed by a nasty email that won me a free pair) that dropped this year, and I must say they're some of the most comfortable basketball shoes I've ever worn. The way they slide onto your feet is truly an experience. I'm also in love with the crazy space age design, which I think is probably Nike's most successful attempt ever at creating a futuristic look. I sort of promised myself I wouldn't buy anymore shoes for a while as I've been on quite a tear lately, but I sure wouldn't mind having a pair of these sitting on my shoe rack.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

NBA's Top 10s 0f 2008-09

In spite of this Andy Hams fellow, I'm going to continue to wax nostalgic on the 2008-09 NBA season. FĂștbol is all well and good, but I definitely started this blog to talk primarily about the best sport ever. So I present to you, the NBA's Top 10s of the 2008-09 season. I meant to post this shit a while ago, but my computer died on me after I had written about the Top 10 Plays and I couldn't figure out how to widen the blog to fit 6x9 format videos.


Top 10 Plays
10. Somehow I missed out on this one during the season. Rodriguez getting that pass through such a small window is pretty unbelievable. Too bad we won't get to see more of Fernandez and Rodriguez together now that Rodriguez is on the Kings.
9. I swear that shit was staged, but it was amusing nonetheless.
8. Definitely one of the best posterizations of the year. It reminds me of why I loved Tyrus when I lived in Chicago during his rookie season. I can't help but feel for J.O. on that one. Dude got shat on so many times this year trying to block shots jumping off of one leg.
7. The fact that Kobe throws the ball off the glass to himself for a layup is ridiculous enough as is, but the fact that he's being guarded by one of the best perimeter defenders in the league and finishes with that one 7'6" Chinese dude under the hoop makes it totally absurd.
6. As if Vince Carter hadn't shat on Toronto enough already.
5. This is one of the few plays on here that I was lucky enough to catch live. At a Heat-Pacers game in Indianapolis, I snuck down to the good seats and happened to sit in front of Daequan Cook's cousin. She was cool as hell and I told her that I totally lost my shit when Daequan threw down Wade's lob. I also met Elton Brand's mom at Conseco Fieldhouse. She was a total sweetheart.
4. As far as I'm concerned, that was the best buzzer beater of the year, although Devin Harris' weird juggling heave coming up at #3 was definitely tight. That insane arc followed by the perfect swish is truly a thing of beauty.
3. This was another one I happened to catch live this season. I tuned in for the end of the game when I noticed it was close, and caught Devin's final shot. I thought that Iguodala had blocked him and was about to turn it off until I noticed the crowd going nuts. The refs having to review it killed the mood a little, but still, what an insane buzzer beater.
2. That was a pretty ballsy move by Wade, considering the Heat had a time-out left. I remember watching this live and seeing Brad Miller looking like he was about to cry, which was pretty hilarious. Unfortunately, they cut it out of this video, but Wade sort of swats a fan's hand away going for a high five as he steps up on the scorer's table to yell, "This is my house!"
1. I decided to go to the bar during this game and paused my DVR in hopes of coming home to watch it later. Of course, it didn't work. And of course, I missed out on one of the best finishes in the playoffs. Lebron's reaction is pretty hilarious.


Top 10 Dunks


Top 10 Blocks


Top 10 Assists


Top 10 Plays of the Finals



Top 10 Lakers Playoff Highlights

Friday, August 7, 2009

basketball doesn't start until october: booooooooring!

while my boy slim here waxes nostalgic about the 08-09 NBA season, i am busy preparing for a far more stressful and important endeavor that is about to get really real in like 8 or 9 days: arsenal's coming premier league, champion's league, carling cup, and FA cup campaigns. i've only been following the team for one season, but the i'm already feeling the nausea and anxiety that comes with supporting a football[1] club. in the offseason, we have replaced kolo toure at centerback with thomas vermaelen, and sold striker emmanual adebayor. there is a possibility that we'll bring in this moroccan dude who looks like a brown cristiano ronaldo as a replacement for adebayor, which i am pretty much ambivalent about, especially given dude's appearance. while i would welcome any player that could help us win games, i'd rather see our current talent show than import somebody who whines to the media and bears a resemblance to my least favorite footballer in the world. besides our more proven strikers: van persie and eduardo (please stay fit!), we have three other forwards in vela, walcott and, yes, bendtner who i believe are capable of winning a trophy in at least one of the aforementioned competitions this season. in the midfield, i am real excited about seeing more from last year's midseason acquisition andrey arshavin, seen here scoring a physically impossible winning goal in the 90th minute last weekend at the emirates cup (a preseason competition):



and for posterity's sake, his four-goal appearance against liverpool:



our captain, cesc fabregas (no youtube testimonial necessary), could well have the best season of any footballer in the world. nasri, who scored on his debut against the third most hated club in the premiership: manchester united, is sure to continue producing and enforcing once he's back from injury. denilson will prove the haters wrong, and youngsters aaron ramsey and jack wilshere are ready for breakout seasons, especially in the FA and carling cups. wilshere's two-goal performance against rangers last weekend has him in the discussion for england's world cup side:



[1} i know it sounds pretentious, but it just sounds retarded to refer to the english game as soccer. whatevs...

Re: Nike's Cooking Up Something Amazing


This is what Do...I mean Slim was talking about earlier. Hyperizers are Fog Raw (Mo Williams), Ice-O (Rashard Lewis), Chief Blocka (Andre Iguodala) and Velvet Hoop (Kevin Durant). I haven't decided which one's funniest, Fog Raw (the way he says "what's your problem?" is pretty absurd) or Velvet "OOO-WEE" Hoop. Actually, it's probably that old dude playing guitar at the end.

Monday, August 3, 2009

SLAM Online's Top 100 Dunks of 2008-2009

I know it's pretty much impossible to get it right, but I'm not totally sold on the order. It's entertaining as hell and that's really all that matters. At #13, Wade throwing it down on Okafor after splitting two defenders is quite possibly my favorite of the year. Tyrus Thomas over J.O. at #11 was also a memorable one, even without the sick block on Bosh that initiated the fastbreak. Watch for yourself and draw your own conclusions.

SLAM Online's Top 100 Dunks of 2008-2009

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Malibu

Mailbu thought if he hammed up his endearing stoner demeanor, people would forget that fateful moment when he was humiliated in front of the American Gladiator faithful. Malibu thought they would remember him as that funny surfer guy, not that jackass who got totally served by some regular dude who actually exercised rather than smoking weed all day while roidng it up. Malibu thought he was back on top, convincing audiences that he was heterosexual and enjoyed the finer things in life, like beer and Mother Nature. Malibu didn't think he'd be forever linked to the most excellent hit of his life. Malibu thought he'd get on with his life. Malibu was wrong. Malibu didn't foresee the internet and viral videos. Malibu, you are truly amazing.

Multiple interpretations from the internet of Malibu eating it hard:


The Unedited Original Broadcast. No obnoxious editing by youtube members, yet it unfortunately lacks Malibu's painful collision with the mat.


You're Simply the Best. A solid collection of Malibu getting owned, but it contains some mild Tim & Eric-esque rapid repetitive editing, which is sort of annoying.


Malibu Tribute. A somewhat silly, yet amusing creation of Malibu footage with inspirational 80s rock, which I think is Journey. Most inspirational 80s rock is Journey, right?


Malibu Sucks. This guy doesn't appreciate how amazing Malibu is, but he did manage to put together a youtube video including quality, slow motion Malibu footage accompanied by a sweet Commodores song. I'm pretty conflicted as to whether this dude is sweet or not. I'm leaning towards him being not sweet, although that Commodores song is tight.